Thursday, March 15, 2012

you should analyze your kidney functionality, the wine has given you poor judgement with the selection of your jokes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of Kidney Buster Red, and a Mop.


'Cue....ba da bum tsss"
Those poor people have kidney failure……their kidneys hurt so much,they have to take their shoes off to relieve the pain.


So a kidney walks into a bar and says…"hey bartender what do you got? "
Joke of the Day-
Bartender says - "Carlson's Kidneys r my Bitches Merlot"
The kidney looks at the bartender and says...."you're worthless"

Tuesday, March 6, 2012


If you can make your kidneys dance...you can smell like me.


Friday, March 2, 2012

If you are viewing this...you must be a fan of  my Kidney Buster wine.

Hello, I would like to make friends by giving wine to them. I don't drink it. So my plan is to convince my friends to help me bottle it, and then give the wine away as payment for their help. I choose not to drink this wine, due to my 3rd set of kidneys. FYI...my wine does not hurt your kidneys.